I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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