Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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