im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
