I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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