So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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