i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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