Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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