1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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