we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
