lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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