Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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