A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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