There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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