Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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