what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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