I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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