I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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