Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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