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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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