no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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