"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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