we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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