just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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