i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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