Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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