Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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