Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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