I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
babies were throwing up all over the place
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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