At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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