I hope mine doesn't look like that
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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