Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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