"it" just moved
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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