STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Randomize
