Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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