Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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