Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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