it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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