i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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