The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
