i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
