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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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