Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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