Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Randomize