Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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