very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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