just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
