so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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