I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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