This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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