I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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