i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
try to milk me bitch
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