Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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