I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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