just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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