i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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