I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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