so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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